Terraria: The Legend of the Old Man

Once upon a time, in a little house, lived an old man. The man was very poor. If he was attacked, all he could fight with was a harpoon given by a friend. One day, Skeletron attacked! The man was taken prisoner! He was set under a curse. The old man was clothes salesman. Now no one could buy clothing. They would have to sew it themselfs. One day, Skeletron's father ran out of clothes. Skeletron ordered the guards to release the old man and bring the old man to him. "Why do you need me here." Asked the old man. "I'm just a very poor old man." "Well, you see, my father has ran out of clothes and I want you to make him new ones. He will pay nothing. But I will pay you meteorite armor. A full set!" Said Skeletron. "As well as, a red phaseblade." At first, the old man refused to make Skeletron's father new clothes. But as soon as Skeletron said the consequences, the old man agreed to help him. So Skeletron gave the old man some material. The old man started knitting clothing. On the 56th day of the 107th shirt, Richie, an epic hero, came in with Luke, another epic hero, to defeat Skeletron. They defeated Skeletron. The reward was the old man as a clothier. The heros know it because of this one sentence the old man said, "I cannot thank you enough. From now on, I will give all of the material you need." And they all lived happily ever after. Except for Skeletron.